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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.11 20:10:11 -
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Ships are fine, but there's nothing better than a nice little Combat Flight Sim. |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.11 20:20:30 -
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No holds barred. |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.11 20:34:36 -
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Kaaeliaa wrote:Spacewifey and I prefer DCS World to get our plane/heli on.
DCS World is a good one too, not my cup of tea though, i prefer planes with Props like a Sopwith Camel, Albatross D III, Bf 109, Spitifre and so on.
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.11 20:46:35 -
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Hengle Teron wrote:Submarines are the best. Especially if they can fly in space.
You mean something like Space Battleship Yamato?  |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.11 20:52:44 -
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Kaaeliaa wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Kaaeliaa wrote:Spacewifey and I prefer DCS World to get our plane/heli on. DCS World is a good one too, not my cup of tea though, i prefer planes with Props like a Sopwith Camel, Albatross D III, Bf 109, Spitifre and so on. I think I've posted this in here before, but for posterity: Kaaeliaa Khanid, MiG Pilot
Nice Pictures! But i'm a piston egine freak thru and thru. ;)
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.11 21:05:12 -
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Ragnar Severasse wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:No holds barred. Ugh.
Sorry i missed the "?", should originally read "No holds barred?"  |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.11 21:08:34 -
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Kaaeliaa wrote: How about radials? :D
Pratt & Whitney Radials, the second most beautiful form to get a boner!  |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.11 22:26:57 -
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Amber Patoria wrote:Gooood morning GÖÑ
Good morning
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.11 22:34:02 -
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Kaaeliaa wrote: They will learn the error of their ways.
Spoken like a true Sith, the Emperor will be pleased, Darth Kaaeliaa.
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.11 22:42:30 -
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Ragnar Severasse wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Ragnar Severasse wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:No holds barred. Ugh. Sorry i missed the "?", should originally read "No holds barred?"  What?
What?
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.12 08:22:31 -
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Breakfast, Wei+ƒwurst, Brezn und a hoibe Dunkls!  |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.12 11:00:52 -
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27-¦C/ 80-¦F perfect! Action stations, Action stations, prepare for ice cream impact!  |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.12 17:10:46 -
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Best Sun protection: Cold Beer in a proper glas! Everything under a pint is not a proper size! |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.13 01:40:54 -
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Erica Dusette wrote: Freezin' down 'ere!
Morning. 
Freezin' down 'ere? Were are you living? Queen Maud Land? 
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.13 02:05:22 -
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*hand movement* This is not the PC you're looking for! |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.13 03:50:51 -
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Candi LeMew wrote: Tasmania, Mr d'rleans. Bottom end of a straya.
Oi mate, i'll drink a VB to your health!  |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.13 14:48:27 -
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Hengle Teron wrote:Boink.
Boink is life Boink is love! 
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.13 20:35:55 -
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Good night all. Have good night or a good day, depending on your TZ. *heartily yawns*  |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.14 14:43:33 -
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Hi there o7 Am i the only one, who sometimes has this strange feeling, when not even ready with the shower, that the day will go absolute shyte. Hope your day is better! |

Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.14 15:39:13 -
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Seems legit.  |
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Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.14 17:14:31 -
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Shelby Dusette wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Hi there o7 Am i the only one, who sometimes has this strange feeling, when not even ready with the shower, that the day will go absolute shyte. Hope your day is better! Be optimistic, Mista d'Orleans!  Hope it turns out to be a lovely day for you.
Thank alot Mrs. Dusette 
Yeah i've calmed down and now it's quite ok.
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 04:41:59 -
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Kaaeliaa wrote: Enjoy your relaxation! I'm relaxing by ramming some torpedoes and 5" shells into everything in sight.
5" and Torpedoes? Sounds like ye goold old Fletcher class DD's.
Good morning to all. *dunks croissant into coffee*
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 09:12:00 -
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Kaaeliaa wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Kaaeliaa wrote: Enjoy your relaxation! I'm relaxing by ramming some torpedoes and 5" shells into everything in sight.
5" and Torpedoes? Sounds like ye goold old Fletcher class DD's. Good morning to all. *dunks croissant into coffee* Kuma-class cruiser, actually! 
Ah, ok i was mislead by the 5" term, you know as a German the first you think is it must be some USN or RN ships when the caliber is in inches.  |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 09:38:58 -
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Mikha'el Airuta wrote: Bah I have to visit my dentist today ... Like in 1.5 hour ... gosh ... But hes a funny old guy and the sister? that helps him is quite funny too. And hes a great proffesional ... but still ... dentist ...
Yup, i know exactly what you mean!
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 11:15:07 -
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Ferni Ka'Nviiou wrote:When I went to and designed some equipment around a 5.56mm bullet, and then realised that the bullet actually is .223" diameter, a calibre that actually measures to be .224 inches..... or 5.6896mm........ that really pissed me off.
And that's about all I have to say for metric and gunnery. You don't even match imperial, you're worse. Go. Go far, far away, scum 'metric' calibres. GO! GONE!
.223 is the name of the cartrige, the same it is with the for example .22-250 .222 and the .224 and so on and so forth! The bullet diameter is always the same, it's .224 (5.6896mm) measured at the grooves and 5.56mm measured at the lands of the rifling. Same goes with .308 and .30-06, the bullet diameter is both .308 (7.8mm) at the grooves and the 7.62 measured at the land of the rifling. The imperial description is always a description of the whole cartridge, it's not only the bullet diameter! Using metric in this case would be easier because would would see the difference right away. .222 Remington= 5.56x43mm .222 Remington Magnum = 5.56x47mm .223 = 5.56x45mm .224 Weatherby Magnum = 5.56x49mm .225 Winchester= 5.56x49mm .308= 7.62x51mm .30-06Springfield = 7.62x63mm .300Weatherby Magnum= 7.62x71mm .300Winchester Magnum= 7.62x67mm
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 12:32:59 -
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Come to Daddy, you little strawbeerry cake! Oh, look little cake, by sheer coincidence there is some whipped cream. Poor little cake, i think i must put an end to your suffering. I know, i'm to good for this world!
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.15 19:41:18 -
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Went to the Biergarten and had a Schweinshaxen and a few Beers! EVE? What's EVE? |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.16 08:39:30 -
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Good morning all. Some Icetea anyone? |

Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.16 09:26:45 -
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Mikha'el Airuta wrote:Morning Jacques! Me please!
Morning Mikha'el, there you have *fills big glas of ice tea*
Here in Augsburg it already has 26.7-¦C/80-¦F and it's not even 12:00hrs. Bah!
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.16 15:49:29 -
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Mikha'el Airuta wrote:We in Bratislava, Slovakia (you know the country north-east from the +ûsterreich) have something around 29 degrees ... Top for today should be around 32-33. But on Saturday, the top will be 36-38 ...
Yup, i know Slovakia, sadly i've never been there. Now it's cooling down a bit but stilll....Bah! Yeah, they say about the same here for the rest of the week.
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Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.17 02:44:41 -
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Mornin' Ladies. *sips coffee* |

Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.17 14:18:59 -
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Mikha'el Airuta wrote:Morning everyone, morning Jacques! How its going in Germany?
Boy oh Boy, those temperature are killing you, when you are on painkillers like me, my blood pressure is right down in the basement. BAH! Right now 34-¦C/93-¦F
Edit: I'm going to have a nap. See you all later. Have a nice one. |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.18 10:36:41 -
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Good Morning everone. Finally it started to rain. How are you guys, all good? |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.18 11:12:27 -
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Kaaeliaa wrote:Hello there! Feeling better?
Yes, thanks for asking. All fine again.
Good Morning to you too Erica Dussette. But i have to correct you, it's not Mr. d'Orleans it's Royal Highness.     Because if no French Revolution, Jacques d'Orleans would be the King of France today.  
Edit: Prince Jacques Jean Jaroslaw Marie of Orl+¬ans, Fils de France, Duke of Orleans |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.18 11:26:55 -
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Webvan wrote:Erica Dusette wrote:Also morning Webby & Mr d'Orleans.
Is this the summer look? Looks good 
Tha's most possibly hand tailored by Yves Saint Gallente or Giorgio Amarri.  And yes, it looks good.
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Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.18 11:41:27 -
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Hengle Teron wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Good Morning everone. Finally it started to rain. How are you guys, all good? Heh, it passed us. Could hear the thunders, but 0 drops of rain.
It's already over again, but thankfully it cooled down the temperatures.
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.18 17:28:38 -
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Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:Good morning everyone! What a beautiful day the Lord has made and bestowed upon Amarr. I'm pretty and God loves me, and you will be judged and thrown into the Pit of Fire for your wicked sins.
Can i bring some steaks? Which BBQ sauce is recommendable for a Pit of Fire? Something hot and spicy or sweet sour?
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.18 21:04:10 -
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Kaaeliaa wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:Good morning everyone! What a beautiful day the Lord has made and bestowed upon Amarr. I'm pretty and God loves me, and you will be judged and thrown into the Pit of Fire for your wicked sins.
Can i bring some steaks? Which BBQ sauce is recommendable for a Pit of Fire? Something hot and spicy or sweet sour? When in doubt, always dry rub.
But dry rubbed steak makes me thirsty ....oh, wait.  
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.18 21:11:09 -
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Kaaeliaa wrote:Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:
Can i bring some steaks? Which BBQ sauce is recommendable for a Pit of Fire? Something hot and spicy or sweet sour?
A good sense of humor is important in the face of Everlasting Damnation. I'm sure the Lord Our God appreciates your fine sense of comedy. By the way, did I tell you I'm pretty and God loves me? We heathens, heretics, and apostates of various ill repute love you, too! :D
Yes, we do.
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.19 14:38:13 -
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Good day to you all. *waves* |
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Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.19 16:08:48 -
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Kaaeliaa wrote:Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:Behold you Sinners! Upon us is a Blessed Sunday the day of rest given by the Lord Our God to bow down in sublime worship and...OMG JAMYL'S GOLDEN EMPORIUM of FABULOUS DRESSWEAR HAS SHOES ON SALE I'M OUT OF HERE...!
*jumps in Sigil and burns rubber out of the station* After you buy the shoes, make sure you burn down the store for the heresy of being open on a Sunday! GÖÑ
But, when she burns down the shop on a Sunday, isn't that considered work and therefore heretic? So, first she burns down the shop for being open at a Sunday and then she goes herself to the pyre for having worked at a Sunday? *scratches his head* |

Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.19 21:46:12 -
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Gaellia Bonaventure wrote:I had coffee and whipped a slave.
I wonder what the godless heretics are doing this Sunday afternoon, lol.
Did you wear your new shoes? I assume something like black high heels, so that the colour fitted the whip?  |

Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.19 21:48:47 -
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Holy horseshoe, now that's impressive. Gratz!
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Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.20 03:11:34 -
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Mornin' guys n girls. *sips coffee* |

Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.20 03:27:31 -
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Kaaeliaa wrote:*is lurking in ghillie suit*
In Neon! 
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Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.21 07:20:00 -
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Good morning Lagl's. *sips coffee* How's it going?
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Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.21 08:56:52 -
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All fine, thanks for asking Candi LeMew. Hope your work isn't very stressfull today. Here it is a beautiful morning and i'm already melting.  |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.21 09:11:13 -
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Kaaeliaa wrote:Almost 0500. Can't sleep. Might walk to the pharm and grab a bottle of Benadryl. \o/
11:10 here. Benadryl, what's that for? I use Tramadol, for my backpain.
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Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.21 09:45:17 -
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Kaaeliaa wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Kaaeliaa wrote:Almost 0500. Can't sleep. Might walk to the pharm and grab a bottle of Benadryl. \o/ 11:10 here. Benadryl, what's that for? I use Tramadol, for my backpain. Brand name for diphenhydramine HCl, normally an antihistamine, but it's also good for making one drowsy.
I googled it, in Germany it's only used for insomnia and related things. I hope you find some sleep. |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.22 09:01:59 -
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Good morning lagls. *munches eggs and bacon*
*movie guy voice on* Did Kaaeliaa find some sleep and will she fluffle Erica Dusettes hair later? Has Erica a relaxed work day? Which color has RoAnnon's Stetson? Has Gaellia Bonaventure bought new shoes? Questions over questions! See the answer in our next episode of "the lagls strike back" in a theatre near you ! 
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Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.22 21:31:17 -
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Hi there.
After reading a few of the "usual threads" , i'm pretty sure mankind doesn't survive! Nope, we're doomed.
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.23 06:33:56 -
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Good morning to all of you. *sips coffee* Somehow i have a hangover, hmm, don't know how that happend.  |

Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.23 06:40:59 -
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Marcus Gord wrote:Morning all. Still having back problems but I have some strong meds, and a cold compress. Another day off sick though.
Talk to your doctor and ask him for Tramal aka Tramadol, i use it for my back pain. It helps real good. Get well soon.
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Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.23 06:52:25 -
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Marcus Gord wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Marcus Gord wrote:Morning all. Still having back problems but I have some strong meds, and a cold compress. Another day off sick though. Talk to your doctor and ask him for Tramal aka Tramadol, i use it for my back pain. It helps real good. Get well soon. Couldn't get a docs appointment. I have co-codomol and ibuprofen. They don't take the pain away entirety but they help.
Yup, i know that stuff too. I hope you get well soon, mate.
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.23 07:50:18 -
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Hi there Kaaeliaa. *waves*
Looked into my fridge and white walls were staring at me. Must do something against it. 
See ya later.
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Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.24 00:07:39 -
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Good night all, sleep well or at least have an relaxed work day. Cya *yawns* |

Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.24 10:23:27 -
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Hi there. *sips dr.pepper*
See in todays episode of Lagl's: The man who went shopping with da missus and ended as a chain smoking nervous wreck!
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Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.25 11:47:36 -
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Good day everyone. *sips coffee*
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Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.25 23:34:42 -
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RoAnnon wrote:Howdy Folks! *tips Stetson* About 11 hours ago my youngest child's water broke and she headed to the hospital to welcome my first Granddaughter to Planet Earth. Said granddaughter, Makayla, is being obstinate, however, and has not as yet chosen to arrive. It was cute when she called, she was afraid she'd wake me, at 2 AM on a Saturday morning.  I need coffee though.. *wanders off*
Congrats, Grandpa. Has Makayla already applied for a Goon Membership?  All the best for Mom and Child. o7
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Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.26 04:08:11 -
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Mornin' everybody. *sips coffee* |
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Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.26 11:43:36 -
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Erica Dusette wrote:Ilaister, you should come post and sing me a lullaby, I haven't slept for llike 25h.
Well it's no song, but a poem narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
   
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Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.27 12:03:12 -
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Good day everyone. *sips Dr.Pepper* |

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Posted - 2015.07.27 13:17:56 -
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Candi LeMew wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Good day everyone. *sips Dr.Pepper* Mornin' Mr d'Orleans.  Dr Pepper hey? *sips iced coffee*
Yup and it's all mine, mine alone!  |

Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.28 19:00:20 -
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Good evening everybody. *beer, he drinks it*
It's always good to start the evening with an Jim Sterling rant. |

Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.28 19:21:53 -
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RoAnnon wrote:*makes a quick note to himself to never ever ever ever again click a Jacques d'Orleans link*
Well, i like the guy.  
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.28 20:23:47 -
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Black Panpher wrote:Lick me gais!
Gene Simmons approves! |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.28 20:27:16 -
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Erica Dusette wrote:No computer.
No coffee.
Just a phone.
This is straight up 3rd world.
Get to da Choppa |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.28 20:29:31 -
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Nana Skalski wrote:I like Zero Punctuation more.
Yup, that guy is awesome.
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Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.29 12:04:17 -
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Webvan wrote:Kaaeliaa wrote:How is everyone?  Good, watching Star Wars atm, the original unspoiled version  Han Solo: I'm in it for the money. haaha o7
Han shot first!! Nuff said! |

Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.29 12:07:03 -
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Good day to all. *sips coffee* It's raining combined with light wind. I LOVE IT!! God, i'm so lazy today, i hope da missus doesn't find out, she surely has something to do for me, as always.  |
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.29 12:55:45 -
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or this
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.29 19:30:23 -
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Can i come out of the Bunker now? |

Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.29 21:00:35 -
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Ragnar Severasse wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Can i come out of the Bunker now? No.
ok *sighs* |

Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.29 23:21:15 -
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*still sits in bunker and watches swedish porn* |

Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.30 00:24:02 -
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Nashuar Attor wrote:Hengle Teron wrote:Wait what ? Jacques like Swedish porn. I know, not what I'm into either, but whatever gets him going.
Actually i'm more into japanese tentacle...anyways. 
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.30 00:38:01 -
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Webvan wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:*still sits in bunker and watches swedish porn* *loads bunker-busters into a manticore* 
Ok, i'll bring a friend. |

Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.30 01:00:23 -
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Webvan wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Webvan wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:*still sits in bunker and watches swedish porn* *loads bunker-busters into a manticore*  Ok, i'll bring a friend. ooo now that I gots my all-you-can-eat boradband back again, I can get down on some of those shows again Forgot about that one. I think I missed a few off satellite. Good stuff!
Lock n' Load, loved the show.
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.07.30 01:02:34 -
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Got to go to bed. Night LAGL's
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Jacques d'Orleans
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Posted - 2015.07.30 09:19:13 -
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Hi everyone! *sips coffee*
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1232
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Posted - 2015.07.30 15:46:50 -
[80] - Quote
Hi there, to the folks with a different TZ.
How was the shepherd pie, Ferni? (Love that stuff!)
A friend gave me a link to a new TV Show "Dark Matter", watched the first and second episode already. Nice TV Show, i like it.
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1232
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Posted - 2015.07.30 15:53:17 -
[81] - Quote
Mikha'el Airuta wrote:Boring day today, isn't it?
Yup, exactly!
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1266
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Posted - 2015.07.30 18:40:49 -
[82] - Quote
+10 for Kaaeliaa's new avatar! Hello, good lookin'  |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1283
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Posted - 2015.07.31 00:43:15 -
[83] - Quote
Kaaeliaa wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:+10 for Kaaeliaa's new avatar! Hello, good lookin'  Thanks, but I already changed it. Someone in Tweetfleet pointed out that the right eye looked weird because of the shadow and I couldn't un-see it.
Twetfleet? Gimme his name, i can make him apologize for his rudeness. *whispers something into the godfathers ear*
But the new one, me likes it. 
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1314
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Posted - 2015.07.31 15:22:59 -
[84] - Quote
Sitting with my brother in law and i'm already borderline whacked. This will not end godd. |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1328
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Posted - 2015.08.01 10:14:39 -
[85] - Quote
Ria NieyIi wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Sitting with my brother in law and i'm already borderline whacked. This will not end godd. Can I have your stuff?
1. Nope 2. Nope 3. Do you have Alka Seltzer?
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1328
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Posted - 2015.08.01 10:24:01 -
[86] - Quote
Good day everyone. *sips coffee*
Kaaeliaa's new Avatar with Chelsea Feather Cut, insta +1k likes! Now you need soem oxblood doc's. |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1368
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Posted - 2015.08.03 06:57:22 -
[87] - Quote
Mornin' Guys and Girls. *sips coffee* After the whole Sunday spent for R&R, there is nothing better for a Monday mornin' like relaxing with the AVGN. 
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1372
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Posted - 2015.08.03 10:23:18 -
[88] - Quote
Zimmy Zeta wrote:Good morning, folks, may your coffee be strong and flowing.
Zimmy, why does Lisa needs Braces? 
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1389
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Posted - 2015.08.03 14:46:17 -
[89] - Quote
Zimmy Zeta wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Zimmy, why does Lisa needs Braces?  Should you click on my portrait and get to the EVE-profile, I would recommend to click on the corpname, where you will find the web-address of our homepage that is basically an in-depth discussion on this topic and all its implications.
I did that and it was inspring, almost a revelation! Nevertheless, somehow i felt that the discussion lacked the socio-critical aspects of having braces as a girl (aka first world problems). Furthermore one of the participants of said discussion, Mr. H. Simpson, a well known member of Springfield's "Know nothing douchebag Avantgarde Theatre" showed utter misogynistic behavior, which was quite disturbing. Therefore my original question.
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1395
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Posted - 2015.08.03 15:06:36 -
[90] - Quote
Zimmy Zeta wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:...Furthermore one of the participants of said discussion, Mr. [redacted], a well known member of Springfield's "Know nothing douchebag Avantgarde Theatre" showed utter misogynistic behavior, which was quite disturbing. Therefore my original question.  Please avoid posting real names or other personal data on the EVE forums, thank you very much. The person in question has a stellar reputation, smothering his good name with accusations like these sounds like a ruthless media campaign. LNB has very high moral standards and would never conduct business with racist, misogynist, homophobe, liberal, or otherwise depraved individuals.
Said name of said person was redacted, for privacy protection. Of course nobody would never ever accuse LNB of such horrid things, be assured that this wasn't in the authors intention. Said person, maybe, should work on his knowledge of the english language, to avoid further confusion about his statements.  |
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1411
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Posted - 2015.08.04 06:51:26 -
[91] - Quote
Mornin' everybody. *sips coffee*
Kaaeliaa, your new avatar looks dam good! Ha, i only can say that when the missus is not here, otherwise she would slam my head into the cdliafrsdjnqen+ñv +ñ+¦aSFJJNV'+äSdnas+ñsldnvvnadfojgfmvdfma#d+ñ+¦ljgfda+ñdjgjfd#+ñadjgjga#+¦vkm,vmad#ppkgkvm,qe
mvrtepiri+i43u508tikgbm #+¦gvfmad#+¦vm,ad
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1411
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Posted - 2015.08.04 06:53:21 -
[92] - Quote
ISD Decoy wrote:8 hour shift tonight, then 3 days of pure hot tub bliss... 
Video or it didn't happen!   |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1446
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Posted - 2015.08.04 23:46:03 -
[93] - Quote
You speak in weird tongue! Beer drinking bavarian can't understand you!
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1468
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Posted - 2015.08.05 15:23:45 -
[94] - Quote
Hi there. *waves*
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1471
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Posted - 2015.08.05 15:38:02 -
[95] - Quote
Commissar Kate wrote:Heathens!
You will bow to your likes master.....
ME!
We're not worthy!
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1482
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Posted - 2015.08.06 01:01:06 -
[96] - Quote
Is There Anybody Out There? |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1486
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Posted - 2015.08.06 03:08:20 -
[97] - Quote
Mornin RoAnnon. *sips coffee* Another sleepless night, man i must do something against that insomnia, instead of watching some Documentaries about Lucky Luciano and the New York Mob.
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1524
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Posted - 2015.08.06 11:32:22 -
[98] - Quote
Amber Patoria wrote:You have been added as a contact From: Arro Crendraven Sent: 2015.08.06 09:30
Arro Crendraven has added you as a contact with Terrible Standing
I will rewenge. Some time.
Khan approves
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1539
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Posted - 2015.08.06 16:01:56 -
[99] - Quote
YouTube links for every occasion!! |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1555
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Posted - 2015.08.07 13:12:36 -
[100] - Quote
Really? REALLY? More like WTF, REALLY?
Maybe i should move to Alaska! |
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1566
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Posted - 2015.08.07 20:33:51 -
[101] - Quote
RoAnnon wrote:Definitely don't move to Texas. We're looking at forecast highs of 39 C for the next 7 days, overnight lows 25-27
Well, maybe, nope, no way! |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1566
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Posted - 2015.08.07 20:42:11 -
[102] - Quote
Webvan wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:
Maybe i should move to Alaska!
That's actually second on my moving the hell out of california list  I very much do like wilderness. Hunting, fishing, hunting some more, moar fishing ...and hunting too!  Oh, and fishing!
Yup, exactly that! So what's the first on your list? My List is Alaska, Montana or somewhere in Canada. |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1566
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Posted - 2015.08.07 20:43:47 -
[103] - Quote
With Kaaeliaa's new Signature the term "Heart attack" becomes a totally new meaning.    |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1576
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Posted - 2015.08.07 22:04:51 -
[104] - Quote
RoAnnon wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:RoAnnon wrote:Definitely don't move to Texas. We're looking at forecast highs of 39 C for the next 7 days, overnight lows 25-27 Well, maybe, nope, no way! And as of my drive home from work just now, it's currently 41 deg C at Casa RoAnnon...
Holy Heatstroke, Batman! So AC's are good to sale in Texas, i would guess.
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1603
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Posted - 2015.08.08 06:37:37 -
[105] - Quote
Hengle Teron wrote:Halp, need counter-measures!
Mornin' guys and girls. *sips coffee*
The use of counter measures has not been authorized!

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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1638
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Posted - 2015.08.08 14:08:58 -
[106] - Quote
Somehow i feel the need to have a double espresso and some apple strudel! |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1642
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Posted - 2015.08.08 14:56:55 -
[107] - Quote
Alice Stenmark wrote:Marvin Erikson wrote:I said hey What's going on
and I try, oh my god do I try
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1648
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Posted - 2015.08.08 15:31:15 -
[108] - Quote
I wouldn't call it schlock. I liked it, well written story. It somehow remembered me about that old Charlton Heston Movie "The Omega Man". I hope to read more from you. |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1656
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Posted - 2015.08.08 16:07:56 -
[109] - Quote
Zimmy Zeta wrote:*yawns*
good morning people. Couldn't sleep this night because of thunderstorm, feel asleep early morning and just got up at 4 pm. WhatamIdoingwithmylife.jpg
Morning Guys. *brings Zimmy a fresh coffee*
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1666
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Posted - 2015.08.08 18:45:35 -
[110] - Quote
Cobbler Khan wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Zimmy Zeta wrote:*yawns*
good morning people. Couldn't sleep this night because of thunderstorm, feel asleep early morning and just got up at 4 pm. WhatamIdoingwithmylife.jpg Morning Guys. *brings Zimmy a fresh coffee* Can i haz? Coffee SRP program?
Sure, help yourself with sugar and milk.
Coffee SRP programm sounds good.  |
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1675
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Posted - 2015.08.08 18:48:31 -
[111] - Quote
Zimmy Zeta wrote:Thanks for the coffee, Jacques 
You're welcome. 
Fake edit: French fries snipe!  |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1684
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Posted - 2015.08.08 19:58:05 -
[112] - Quote
Hengle Teron wrote:Kaaeliaa wrote:Who the **** are these people? I have no ******* idea !
Hello, i'm Jacques, i'm a chain smoking coffee addict, i'm 1,80mtr and slightly overweight, i enjoy talking and walks along the beach and to sum it all up i'm also into tentacle porn and a good pint. |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1689
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Posted - 2015.08.08 21:05:13 -
[113] - Quote
Kaaeliaa wrote:Welcome, new people!
I'm Kaae, and I'm a massive jerk.
Somehow i'm not buying that jerk part, sorry dude.
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1690
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Posted - 2015.08.08 21:06:41 -
[114] - Quote
Nana Skalski wrote:Damn, someone sold PLEX for 99 M ISK on market in Jita. Dear someone, dont drink and trade. 
Man, i did some stupid things in my life when i was pissed, but a plex for 99M, that's a whole new dimension of stupid.
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1729
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Posted - 2015.08.09 01:28:24 -
[115] - Quote
Good morning to all. *sips coffee* |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1732
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Posted - 2015.08.09 02:03:42 -
[116] - Quote
Ferni Ka'Nviiou wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Nana Skalski wrote:Damn, someone sold PLEX for 99 M ISK on market in Jita. Dear someone, dont drink and trade.  Man, i did some stupid things in my life when i was pissed, but a plex for 99M, that's a whole new dimension of stupid. There was a guy in Jita who blatantly fell for one of those cheap ship contact scams while drunk. Paying 2 billion for a Navy Comet. "Oops"
*Picard facepalm*
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1735
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Posted - 2015.08.09 02:25:33 -
[117] - Quote
Need some breakfast now. See you all later. *waves*
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1768
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Posted - 2015.08.09 13:42:21 -
[118] - Quote
Hi everyone. *waves*
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1777
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Posted - 2015.08.09 14:07:47 -
[119] - Quote
Hengle Teron wrote:I'd probably do the same.
*cough* he also said he did **** his pants. 
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1777
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Posted - 2015.08.09 14:10:44 -
[120] - Quote
Alice Stenmark wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Hi everyone. *waves*
*waves back*
Like that new avatar of yours. Has something like Ruler of the Northern Tribes, Queen of all Vikings.
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1817
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Posted - 2015.08.09 17:10:36 -
[121] - Quote
Alice Stenmark wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Alice Stenmark wrote:Marvin Erikson wrote:I said hey What's going on and I try, oh my god do I try I try all the time / in this institution!
And I pray, oh my god do I pray
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1820
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Posted - 2015.08.09 17:38:01 -
[122] - Quote
Kaaeliaa wrote:Nana Skalski wrote:He sounded like Dildo Baggins. Aha! Theory confirmed.
Will Dildo Baggins find his friend the Triple A battery? What theory was confirmed by Kaaeliaa? Will Ro get full time job payment and a 401K for his Job as Guardian of the g¦¦¦¦a¦¦¦¦l¦¦¦¦a¦¦¦¦x¦¦¦¦y¦¦ Grandson?
All this in our next episode of the LAGL-Zone
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1835
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Posted - 2015.08.09 21:56:00 -
[123] - Quote
Erica Dusette wrote:Morning pretties.
Time to hit the shower. Hope you all have a wonderful day or night.
Good morning Mrs. Dusette. So how was hitting the shower? Where is the killmail? 
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1838
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Posted - 2015.08.09 22:24:23 -
[124] - Quote
Erica Dusette wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Erica Dusette wrote:Morning pretties.
Time to hit the shower. Hope you all have a wonderful day or night.
Good morning Mrs. Dusette. So, how was hitting the shower? Where is the killmail?  "Mrs"? *blush* Oh I'm certainly not married, Mr d'Orleans. I was engaged but he ****** me over. I left his engagement ring in a aptly-named container along with five units of Isogen, anchored at a safe in his corp's C3 after murdering and evicting all of the residents for the sins of their absent brother. Now I'm back on the market technically, though still honoring all my promises and vows. I will likely take them to the biomass chamber with me too - I'm 100% loyal, Mr d'Orleans, even after being betrayed. Unlike most people I actually mean it when I say "I promise", "forever" and "I love you.". Will take one amazingly incredible pilot to ever change my space marital status now. But here's a shower killmail, from when my hair was a lil longer. 
Sorry for the Mrs, i just tried to be polite.  You know, they always say you can be all the things in computer games what you are not in real life. So i try to be as much kind and polite as i can. 
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1848
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Posted - 2015.08.09 22:46:54 -
[125] - Quote
Erica Dusette wrote:Though seperating the two here is a skill, sometimes an art even. One that a lot of folks struggle with.
That's, tbh, a thing i never will understand. All those whining, swearing and bad language just because someone lost a pixel ship. I don't know, but some of those players should rather spent their time with a psychiatrist and not playing EVE.
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1848
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Posted - 2015.08.09 22:48:32 -
[126] - Quote
Kaaeliaa wrote:*opens Erica's linked picture*
*blushes furiously*
*melts into puddle*
No need to blush. I'm 50 i've seen many showers before! 
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1921
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Posted - 2015.08.10 00:30:27 -
[127] - Quote
You dudes are weird!!  Ni Ni Lagls *yawns* |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1971
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Posted - 2015.08.10 15:11:36 -
[128] - Quote
Kaaeliaa wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:You dudes are weird!!  Ni Ni Lagls *yawns* You're just figuring this out? Night! 
EXACTLY! And i thought this is the nuclear physics forum!   Otoh, this is the internet, where girls are dudes, dudes are dudes and the kids are Homeland Security agents.
Anyways! Hi there you adorable weirdos!  |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1993
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Posted - 2015.08.13 04:21:40 -
[129] - Quote
Morning LAGL's *sips coffee*
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1995
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Posted - 2015.08.13 05:10:46 -
[130] - Quote
Saya'skeena wrote:Morning Mr d'Orleans. GÖÑ
How're you?
Pretty bad hangover, but except that everything is fine.
How are you? Everything fine, i hope.
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
1996
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Posted - 2015.08.13 05:31:32 -
[131] - Quote
Erica Dusette wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Saya'skeena wrote:Morning Mr d'Orleans. GÖÑ
How're you?
Pretty bad hangover, but except that everything is fine. How are you? Everything fine, i hope. The girls and I are doing wonderfully, thank you sir. Plenty of fluids and some painkillers, Mr d'Orleans. My thoughts are with you.
Good to hear. Will give it a try. I somehow have the feel, that i'm getting to old for that shyte! J+ñgershots, buah!
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
2005
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Posted - 2015.08.13 11:47:25 -
[132] - Quote
Erica Dusette wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Erica Dusette wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Saya'skeena wrote:Morning Mr d'Orleans. GÖÑ
How're you?
Pretty bad hangover, but except that everything is fine. How are you? Everything fine, i hope. The girls and I are doing wonderfully, thank you sir. Plenty of fluids and some painkillers, Mr d'Orleans. My thoughts are with you. Good to hear. Will give it a try. I somehow have the feel, that i'm getting to old for that shyte! J+ñgershots, buah! I have a corpmate who is constantly J+ñgering. He usually starts around midday and is still going come midnight.
Hm, i'll never understand that. When i was a kid in the 70's, here in Germany only elderly people drank J+ñgermeister. Never understood how J+ñger became a fancy worldwide sold drink.
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
2045
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Posted - 2015.08.15 09:04:41 -
[133] - Quote
Morning eveybody. *sips coffee*
How are you? |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
2049
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Posted - 2015.08.15 09:17:30 -
[134] - Quote
Good thanks, just went up and had a cup off coffee and a ***. |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
2065
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Posted - 2015.08.15 12:53:01 -
[135] - Quote
Erica Dusette wrote:[test]
Dic
Tit
[/test]
Hmm. Nope.
The word is (the one after beer and...)
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
2068
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Posted - 2015.08.15 14:34:33 -
[136] - Quote
I'm off for a Patrol over the Pocket See you later. *waves* |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
2090
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Posted - 2015.08.15 23:13:25 -
[137] - Quote
Good night everybody. *yawns* I need some sweet dreams about anime girls in sailor suits with huge battle axes! |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
2111
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Posted - 2015.08.16 10:06:47 -
[138] - Quote
Good morning to all of you. *sips coffee*
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
2111
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Posted - 2015.08.16 10:16:30 -
[139] - Quote
Hengle Teron wrote:Jacques d'Orleans wrote:Good night everybody. *yawns* I need some sweet dreams about anime girls in sailor suits with huge battle axes! That sounds pretty specific.
Sailor suit girls armed with battle axes are probably less likely to bring humanity's downfall than these dudes |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
2137
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Posted - 2015.08.16 22:23:52 -
[140] - Quote
Dani Dusette wrote:
It was kinda sweet, but nobody ever gets anywhere with the Ice Queen.
Well Dame Dani, you just think this, because you haven't met with the Ice melter himself, Jacques d'Orleans, le soleil royale, l'origine du monde mais peut-+¬tre aussi de celui de l'univers connu et civilis+¬.
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Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
2152
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Posted - 2015.08.18 14:37:55 -
[141] - Quote
Hi there. *waves* |

Jacques d'Orleans
The Scope Gallente Federation
2154
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Posted - 2015.08.18 14:47:22 -
[142] - Quote
RoAnnon wrote:Mornin' Peeps! *tips Trilby*
Happy 2nd Monday of the week!!
*sips tea*
Hm, no *tips stetson* and "sips tea* instead of coffee? Holy suspicion, must investigate. |
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